laugh out loudly

Santa: Itne kam marks?

Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa.

Chalo maine us saale master ka

Ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!




BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne
ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
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BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,
ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.





A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva (twins) ho. ??
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Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain